So, friends often ask me "Flim, what do you think of <fill in the show>?" and "Flim, if I were to start watching a procedural cop drama, which one would you recommend?" and I have to spend a lot of time explaining the different shows, why they are different, good, bad or what have you. Actually, that is a lie. I don't have friends, but I often ask myself these questions, and more, while I am in the shower pretending I have friends and find I have trouble answering myself. And, that is a lie, too. I don't have a shower. I sit in a pail with an old sponge and dirty water from the squeegee bucket at the gas station. But I do get all the pine-scented fragrance I want, and they're shaped like little trees! It helps offset the stink of the mayonnaise packets I use as shaving cream and hair conditioner.
ANYHOW, I thought I would offer my late, late, late opinions on the Fall 2012 television season. Since some shows have yet to premiere, I may be prone to just lying and making shit up. We'll see.
Hit the jump for the "I don't care about your opinions and you watch too much TV anyways. You are going to be old, alone and fat."
Well, who saw two David Hasselhoff related posts in the same day coming? Not me. I don't see much coming, mainly because I look down out of shame. A lot. Great, now that therapy is over, on with the show. I was driving home today when I saw two of my favorite cars from television. And I thought "Man, I could really go for a vanilla milkshake right about now" and I continued driving home. But then it hit me...I don't think I ever have sat down and thought about which vehicles from television I like the best. And assuming you care, which you obviously don't, I figured I'd share them.
Hit the jump for the "you're a complete ass and don't know cars from a hole in the ground."
