So, friends often ask me "Flim, what do you think of <fill in the show>?" and "Flim, if I were to start watching a procedural cop drama, which one would you recommend?" and I have to spend a lot of time explaining the different shows, why they are different, good, bad or what have you. Actually, that is a lie. I don't have friends, but I often ask myself these questions, and more, while I am in the shower pretending I have friends and find I have trouble answering myself. And, that is a lie, too. I don't have a shower. I sit in a pail with an old sponge and dirty water from the squeegee bucket at the gas station. But I do get all the pine-scented fragrance I want, and they're shaped like little trees! It helps offset the stink of the mayonnaise packets I use as shaving cream and hair conditioner.
ANYHOW, I thought I would offer my late, late, late opinions on the Fall 2012 television season. Since some shows have yet to premiere, I may be prone to just lying and making shit up. We'll see.
Hit the jump for the "I don't care about your opinions and you watch too much TV anyways. You are going to be old, alone and fat."
Showing posts with label trailers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label trailers. Show all posts
Monday, October 22, 2012
What's On TV: Fall 2012 Review Part 1
Things I talk about in the article:
Five OH,
holy shit that is a lot of leather,
Hugh Laurie My Man Crush,
LOST THE FUCKING SHOW,
reviews,
The Numbers,
Things Jacob Is In,
things that have nothing to do with the Hoff,
trailers
Tuesday, September 11, 2012
The Best Video Game Trailers (So Far)
Much like film and television, video games utilize trailers to capture the feeling of the game in a short period of time. For a true video game fan, a play through trailer or presentation such as at E3 is by far superior, but to generate hype and to convey the feeling and emotion of the game, or even to just simply make the announcement of it existing, the trailer is required.
Hit the jump for all the bloody, fast and grunt-punting hype you can handle.
Things I talk about in the article:
games,
Lists,
my opinion,
things that have nothing to do with the Hoff,
trailers
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