Showing posts with label holy shit that is a lot of leather. Show all posts
Showing posts with label holy shit that is a lot of leather. Show all posts

Monday, October 22, 2012

What's On TV: Fall 2012 Review Part 1

So, friends often ask me "Flim, what do you think of <fill in the show>?" and "Flim, if I were to start watching a procedural cop drama, which one would you recommend?" and I have to spend a lot of time explaining the different shows, why they are different, good, bad or what have you. Actually, that is a lie. I don't have friends, but I often ask myself these questions, and more, while I am in the shower pretending I have friends and find I have trouble answering myself. And, that is a lie, too. I don't have a shower. I sit in a pail with an old sponge and dirty water from the squeegee bucket at the gas station. But I do get all the pine-scented fragrance I want, and they're shaped like little trees! It helps offset the stink of the mayonnaise packets I use as shaving cream and hair conditioner.

ANYHOW, I thought I would offer my late, late, late opinions on the Fall 2012 television season. Since some shows have yet to premiere, I may be prone to just lying and making shit up. We'll see.

Hit the jump for the "I don't care about your opinions and you watch too much TV anyways. You are going to be old, alone and fat."

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

The Beginning....


Well, here we are. The beginning. How awesome is that? Pretty freaking awesome. Like some of my older blogs, this one also has a theme. And what is the theme? Awesomeness. Just like that handsome devil above, this blog is all about awesome. Not film. Not TV. Not geek or games. Just awesome. I like this format because it allows me to post just about anything; and believe me, I will. Will I avoid things just because they are tv, film, geek or games? No. But they have to be awesome. That is what my pseudonym, Flim, is all about. His sole purpose was always to be awesome, and here he is, hopefully delivering on this promise.


Come in, stay a while. Well, not too long. That's creepy.